Leatherman – Latex Boffer Multitool Dagger

Leatherman – Latex Boffer Multitool Dagger

Have you ever been lost in a contaminated wilderness, with horrifying mutations on your heels? Have you ever found that one can of good food or drink but just couldn’t open it? Well The Leatherman is just the friend you need! Whether it’s dressing hopefully healthy game, or popping a cryogenically cold one, The Leatherman gets the job done. It is seven tools all in one: a wrench, screwdriver, bottle opener, hatchet, bludgeoning tool, stabbing tool, and poking tool. Perfect for the wasteland! You’ll never have to worry about your safety ever again with The Leatherman! Disclaimer: The Leatherman is not responsible for tetanus incurred from getting cut, water poisoning, death by mutant due to lack of skill in combat in your part, or death in general. Please use responsibly. Some assembly is required. Coming soon to the derelict ruins of a Home Depot near you. And keep a lookout for our companion piece, The Laszlo!

Construction: Evazote and XLPE with FWET core

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